It had started out simply enough: Uncle Max couldn't take Bart to Diagon Alley this year for last-minute stuff, so Bart had to ask other relatives if they were interested. This venture hadn't succeeded either, as cousin Wally remembered Bart's ADHD attitude a little too well and promptly refused on grounds of "cruel and unusual punishment." Ditto ( Read more... )

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[There is a Beetle in your mall.

This Beetle is staring wistfully into Gamestop's window. In particular, he's staring at a particular cardboard cutout of a very recent video game... but Jaime isn't planning on going inside to buy this game, oh, no. He can't actually.

Why?

Because they are all out of copies of Call of Duty: Black Ops. ALL. OUT.

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[When Bart said "I'm taking you to a new world," he certainly wasn't kidding! From the Hub - the crazy, rainbow Hub where everyone was snogging each other all the time - to the Cloverleaf Plaza, Bart seemed very accustomed to the side-effects of time magic and teleportation ( Read more... )